Brunette Jokes

Jocelynn Tyler
Brunnette One-Liners

Yeah, we've all heard the blond jokes. How to drown a blonde, what to do when a blonde throws a grenade at you, etc. Brunettes are just as, or even more so ditzy, and can be quite dumb. Not to stereotype all brunettes that way, I mean, I'm a brunette, but I'm willing to admit that these are pretty funny.

What's black and blue and brown and laying in a ditch?
A brunette who's told too many blonde jokes.

What do you call going on a blind date with a brunette?
Brown-bagging it.

Why are so many blonde jokes one-liners?
So brunettes can remember them.

What do you call a good looking man with a brunette?
A hostage.

What do you call a brunette in a room full of blondes?
Invisible.

What do brunettes miss most about a great party?
The invitation.

Is it true blonds have more fun?
No, they have ALL the fun.

Why can't brunettes 'tease' their hair?
Because it's not funny.

Why did the brunette get thrown out of the M & M factory?
She kept throwing out all the W's.

How do you describe a brunette who's phone rings on Saturday night?
Startled.